Bible Teaching Notes
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Omar C. Garcia

Humorous Newspaper Ads

These are actual newspaper ads.


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward.


YOUNG COWS: NEVER BRED $300 each. Also 1 gay bull $250.


NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. $375 Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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